Sun, 8pm Velveeta

Sunday, September 1st

8:00 pm at The Velveeta Room

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Jake Sharon - 1533

Austin,TX/ Denver

Jake Sharon starts his sets by making fun of his crazy self just long enough to disarm the crowd; and uses that opportunity to sneak in a couple challenging opinions, throws a few curveballs, and tickles a sacred cow or two.
Jake also sometimes busts out a known tradition of his podcast- The Battery Podcast- by finding a positive to any negative the crowd can shout out. He dares you to stump him! Jake can find the bright side to anything! Other times, he just goes off on a wild tangent, but he always brings it back together, and surprises even himself- by the lessons he and the crowd have learned. He also likes hugs!


Jake Sharon is a silly, brain-damaged goofy head. His improv background & years of aggravation fuel his manic outbursts.
Jake's universally enjoyed style has allowed him to work with Jim Jefferies, Brian Regan, Nick Vatterott, Jon Reep, Kyle Kinane, Josh Blue, Chris Porter, Steve McGrew, Ben Kronberg, Shane Mauss, & David Alan Grier. Jake tours colleges & the best clubs across the country, including the Denver Comedy Works, Harvey's, the Improv, etc. Jake was featured in The Laughing Skull Comedy Festival, The Seattle International Comedy Competition, The Rocky Mountain Laugh Off, Out of Bounds Comedy Festival, and twice in the Laugh Your Asheville Off Comedy Festival and three times in the Boston Comedy Festival. His antics have appeared on ESPN, Warner Bros.' Elimidate, and Reader'sDigest.com.

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Ryan Schutt - 1619

Washington, DC

When Ryan gets the opportunity to talk at a group of strangers with a microphone, he tries to relate to them by drawing from his pathetically shallow reservoir of life experience. Staying comfortably within the bounds of his limited knowledge and interests, his material focuses heavily on things that bother him, getting bothered by things, and the relationship between himself and things that are bothersome. It goes without saying that it is clearly everything else that has a problem, not him.

Ryan has performed at the North Carolina Comedy Arts, Boston Comedy Arts, Cape Fear Comedy, and Memphis Comedy Festivals. He has also made multiple appearances on "The Alyona Show" on Russia Today, "The Stream" on Al Jazeera, and "The Arch Campbell Show" on ABC 7.

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Kofi Thomas - 1604

Boston, MA

Kofi Thomas drives a school bus, picks up all passengers and takes them for a ride through his world. He pokes fun at the contradictions of how people see him and the actual thoughts racing through his head. As an outsider as a child, he has always been an observer and now presents the hilarity he sees in everyday situations.

Kofi Thomas has been performing standup comedy for over 7 years. He is from Caribbean parents, grew up in the toughest part of Boston and takes pride in a whimsical outlook on life. His style is personal and above all honest. He invites people to laugh at his missteps as he tries to figure out this world.

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Brandie Posey - 1716

Los Angeles, CA

Brandie Posey is a stand up comedian who has performed in top venues all over Los Angeles from The Upright Citizens Brigade to The Hollywood Improv. Quickly making a name for herself as one of the most consistent, professional & hard working comedians in LA's popular alternative scene, Brandie weaves complex, personal jokes that take on everything from the insane forms of misogyny she seems to attract to what would happen if zombies bit a Great White Shark... anything is game.

Brandie has been featured as a performer at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, the Cape Fear Comedy Festival in North Carolina & The San Francisco Comedy & Burrito Festival. She has also appeared on MTV, E!, and Comedy Central's Tosh.0. She produces two hit shows in Los Angeles: Lady To Lady at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and Picture This! at The Nerdist Showroom at Meltdown. You can find her on Twitter @Brandazzle.

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Ramin Nazer - 1833

Austin,TX

Known for his dead-pan absurdity, Ramin Nazer has become a fast rising name in the world of stand-up comedy. Nazer was named 2012's "Funniest Person in Austin" by Cap City Comedy Club and made his national television debut on "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" on CBS that same year. In addition to performing at clubs and colleges across the country, Nazer makes regular appearances on The Dudley and Bob Show on 93.7FM KLBJ and was featured in the "New Faces of Comedy" showcase at the prestigious Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal.

In 2013, Nazer released his debut hour-special entitled "You Were Good Too" which is available for download or streaming on iTunes, Amazon, Spotify, and Rhapsody. When not on the road, he can be found hosting his stand-up showcase every Friday at ColdTowne Theater."

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Rohit Kohli - 1774

New York, NY

Rohit Kohli is a standup comedian. He's performed at a number of different comedy festivals including the Bridgetown Comedy Festival, the Out of Bounds Comedy Festival, and the San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival. If you like network sitcoms, you might still like his jokes. If you don't like those shows, you'll definitely like him.

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Ted Morris - 1520

Toronto, Ontario

Ted Morris always looks like he's having the most fun in the room when he's on stage, and doesn't care if you aren't. Get on board or get out of the way! His intelligent, off-beat humour and wickedly charming smile lets us all know that our slightly warped thoughts are just fine. He's equal parts boy-next-door and boy-your-mother-warned-you-about with just enough boy-you-want-to-hang-out-with-at-the-party-to-laugh-at-everyone-else-with (and know you're safe!) to keep things interesting.

Ted is a writer, producer and all around super guy. He has performed at the "We're Funny That Way", London and Halifax Comedy Festivals, and can be heard around the world on SiriusXM Radio. He performs live across Canada for the Yuk Yuks chain of comedy clubs.

His TV appearances include two stand-up specials for Pridevision TV (as both a performer and producer), The Toronto Show, The Comedy Network's "Canadian Comedy Shorts", MuchMoreMusic's Heat Meter, The Smart Woman's Survival Guide and The Halifax Comedy Festival on CBC.


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Coldtowne Theater shows are Marathon-style, each group with 30 minutes of stage time. end to end, nonstop. Audience Members can sit in their chair as long as they like. from 6pm- 12mid with no reservations needed. First come first serve.

So if you want to be sure to see a show you may be well advised to show up a couple shows before the one you really want to see.

All shows at The Velveeta Room are $10.
Tickets for this venue's shows will be available the night of the show at the door. Cash and passes only.

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